her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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