i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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