You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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