great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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