Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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