Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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