i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
It was like giving head to a cactus.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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