And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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