Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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