I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Someone came in the potted fern
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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