fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Randomize
