a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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