if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Is that strawberry winking at me??
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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