we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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