420 ftw
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
They have beer where we have blood.
Randomize
