Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Say something about gay babies.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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