It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Randomize
