my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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