so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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