It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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