One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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