So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We just shotgunned beers for America
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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