dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
