i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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