i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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