So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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