You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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