think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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