You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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