seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I woke up under a house in Key West
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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