fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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