She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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