C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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