Having a random hookup so left but love u
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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