just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize