Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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