So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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