I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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