I hate your face
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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