Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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