She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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