She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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