is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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