Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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