This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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