I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Randomize
