Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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