I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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