Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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