it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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