My nipple is on Facebook.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize