R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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