I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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