I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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