Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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